My cousin Bigums McGee, (Not Fat&Ashy) Leader of the Yum Yum Eat Em Ups gang, is THE MOST OBESE KID IN THE WORLD! i swear she'd kidnapped a keebler elf and torture him until he gave up all of his recipes if she could.
BIGUMS is known for having the worst catching abilities EVER! I have never seen her catch anything since I've been living with her. She drops everything thrown in her direction. So one must ask oneself, how did she manage to catch a meaty chicken finger when it was launched across the kitchen at top speed? I mean this chick snatched the piece of food out of the air like David Tyree during the super bowl!
WOW!
I'm gonna throw a vitamin or a carrot her way and see if she dives for those edible items as well lol.
thats all for tonight until I finish these drafts...
Peace, Love, and Sooooooooooul Train! lmao
that was funny!
PS...look at the tags for this post lmao!
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usa fool.
-KB
Ha! I can visualize that catch so well. Let us know if the carrot is caught.
your tags are funny--especially the one about the whale.
wow lol I hope your cousins beat you up lol
funny-ass, OD-ass tags. you missin a o in jonah.
drafts of what?
you are so mean... but its hella funny!
and u need ya azz whooped for the whale that jnh was stuck inside of tag
lmao! one thing is for sure, she don't play when it comes to food! Lmao!
oh and shame on u for the tags!! LOL
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